Tracyville

I’m so excited … for the Saved by the Bell book!

Now I know Dustin Diamond has become a real sleazebag in recent years, but I’m still going to buy his forthcoming Saved by the Bell memoir, “Behind the Bell.” That book is LONG overdue, at least in my I-have-all-the-Bayside-cheerleader-cheers-memorized mind.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar/Zack Morris, you were such an adorable preppie schemer. I confess I am dying to know if you and Kelly Kapowski ever made out in real life to a chorus of “wooOOOOooooo!”s. Oh, please tell us, Screech!

Granted, he of the ew-gross sex tape and Celebrity Fit Club hissy fits may not be the most credible source, but maybe he can at least enlighten us as to what happened to Lisa Turtle. Seriously, Lark Voorhees, where are you?